I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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