she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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