..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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