I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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