i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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