Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
operation have a gay friend backfired
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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