he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Still dying that you shit outside
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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