I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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