I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
And then my night got REAL pukey
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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