You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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