so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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