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If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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