Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
