Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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