I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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