you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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