If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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