Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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