CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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