We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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