Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
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