remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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