Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
