help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
