I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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