we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Randomize
