So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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