This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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