Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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