People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She told me I should be a condom model.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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