did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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