I want to stick my p in your. b.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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