What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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