I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
