i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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