Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
We need a shit load of segways right now
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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