My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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