i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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