You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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