did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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