it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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