i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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