im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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