I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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