If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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