so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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