You really coming over, don't trick.
Yo dont text me then not text me
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
