Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Randomize
