S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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