VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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