Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Randomize
