no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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