they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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