I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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