oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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