How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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